14 year old joke by a 7 year old. What is an astronaut most afraid of?

2021.09.26 03:10 TotallyNotVulnerable 14 year old joke by a 7 year old. What is an astronaut most afraid of?

I made this joke in 2nd grade, I never forgot it. It’s the only joke I ever made. I finally decided, after 14 years, to post it on Reddit.
What is an astronaut most afraid of?
The atmosphere!!!!
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2021.09.26 03:10 polyglot_factotum Timeless Dorian

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2021.09.26 03:10 misterp42 #04

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2021.09.26 03:10 Elani_Real Yes, you will get bricked!

Yes, you will get bricked!
OK I understand
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2021.09.26 03:10 Knight-_-_- Kenny in prison🤣😅😂🤣

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2021.09.26 03:10 PuppyLover77 Win an LG NanoCell 75 Series 2021 65 inch 4K Smart UHD TV {US CA UK MX SK} (10/31/2021)

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2021.09.26 03:10 Master_X_ Several MRL Errors

Dear VLC sub

I have been using VLC since the dawn of time, but recently I experience a lot of "VLC is unable to open the MRL file" errors. These files can be opened even by media player but VLC cant. I dont really know how to solve this issue, but maybe someone in the community can.

This issue has first been spotted since the update, where "autoupdate" is no longer available and happens on several files, not only one.

TIA for your help
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2021.09.26 03:10 lil_fack40 H: SBQ plushie plan W: Aquarium TV plan

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2021.09.26 03:10 lacroix_not Some boring mountain town. Nothing to see.

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2021.09.26 03:10 dullchristmas The Tampa Bay Rays have clinched the AL East

With tonight's 7-3 win over Miami in front of a sellout crowd at the Trop, they mathematically cannot lose the AL East
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2021.09.26 03:10 escobart4727 Found this retro ice crusher at a garage sale today. Debating on using it

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2021.09.26 03:10 prawnbiryani 💗☁🍦🌸🧁🤍🦩

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2021.09.26 03:10 RLCD-Bot [Crimson Octane] [Crimson Octane: Abtruse] [Sky Blue Halo] [Sky Blue Helios] [Crimson Whisperer]

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2021.09.26 03:10 missedwina Day 90 - might be a tough one

Good to be here at Day 90 - never thought I’d get this far - but today has coincided with the anniversary of my redundancy and I’m reflecting back on the (tough) year that has passed. I’ve also been active in the ‘Surviving Infidelity’ community this morning & that has triggered a few emotions that would normally have me reaching for the wine.
Alcohol has always been one of my coping mechanisms - drinking to get comfortably numb and removed from the reality worked for me (until it wasn’t working anymore).
I will be thinking about drinking today but I won’t do it.
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2021.09.26 03:10 NixRican Today has been the worst it's ever been for me so far, but....

instead of ranting and talking about how bad it is, I thought it would be more helpful to talk about what I am grateful for.
I am grateful for the bad days, because it makes me appreciate the good days even more.
I am grateful that I have 7 wonderful children {3 legally/naturally mine :0)} who are kind and caring and understanding.
I am grateful for an amazing doctor who has listened to me, never once made me feel foolish, and works hard to get things right for me.
I am grateful to be able to live in a country that allows for me to study full-time, which in turn has allowed me to navigate these new waters while still progressing.
I'm grateful for an awesome team of programme coordinators for my uni work, who have always been helpful no questions asked.
I'm grateful for a wonderful dog that although goofy and not always the brightest bulb in the bunch, haha, seems to know when I need a cuddle and nuzzle, and sticks by my side when I'm feeling my worst.
I am sooooo grateful for an incredibly, amazing partner who does research on how to be supportive and make things better for me, loves me and cares for me and my children, and is one damn, sexy fine lady. ;0)
Finally, I'm really grateful for this group and the people in it who allow for the space to feel safe and supportive whether ranting or cheering, and the just the welcoming, non-judgemental atmosphere. Thank you.
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2021.09.26 03:10 stronald87 Sharkoin scammed me

I made a deposit of 55 dollars in btc to sharkoin it was confirmed and never arrived in my account. They are ignoring my emails and telegram account and support tickets
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2021.09.26 03:10 TimeProfessional [LIVE||Thread] "UFC 266: Volkanovski vs. Ortega" Live STrEaMs-reddit

[LIVE||Thread] "UFC 266: Volkanovski vs. Ortega" Live STrEaMs-reddit
▶▶ Watch Live Stream Link ▶▶ https://livestreaming.vip/ufc266ppv/


Everything you need to know about UFC 266, which features two championship fights and the return of Nick Diaz.
The UFC returns with their next major event on Saturday as UFC 266 takes place from T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas. The organization is returning with a bang, highlighted by two championship fights and a featured attraction with the return of a former superstar.
The main event has Alexander Volkanovski defending the featherweight belt against former 145-pound title challenger Brian Ortega. In the co-main event, Valentina Shevchenko looks to continue her reign of terror when she puts the women's flyweight title on the line versus Lauren Murphy. Then, in a five-round contest, former Strikeforce welterweight champion, UFC 170-pound title challenger and one of the sport's biggest stars, Nick Diaz, returns after a six-year layoff to take on former welterweight kingpin Robbie Lawler.
Volkanovski and Ortega were set to face off at UFC 260. The bout was postponed due to Volkanovski testing positive for COVID-19. Instead of remaking the fight when Volkanovski was healthy enough to compete, the UFC made him and Ortega coaches of The Ultimate Fighter.

UFC 266 start time -- Volkanovski vs. Ortega: Live stream, fight card, prelims, PPV price, TV channel
Here's everything you need to know to catch the UFC 266 event on Saturday in Las Vegas
How to watch UFC 266 prelims
Date: Sept. 25 | Location: T-Mobile Arena -- Las Vegas, Nevada
Time: 8 p.m. ET
How to watch UFC 266 main card
Date: Sept. 25 | Location: T-Mobile Arena -- Las Vegas, Nevada
Time: 10 p.m. ET
Stream: ESPN+ | Price: $69.99

UFC 266 live stream: How to watch Volkanovski vs Ortega online, start time and more
How to live stream UFC 266 in the US

Date: Saturday, Aug. 25
Main card: 10:00 p.m. ET/3:00 a.m. BST
Main event (approx.): 12:15 a.m. ET/5:15 a.m. BST
The UFC 266: Volkanovski vs. Ortega main card pay-per-view launches at 10 p.m. ET/3 a.m. BST, before the headliners walk into the Octagon at approximately 12:15 a.m. ET/5:15 a.m. BST. As a reminder, that time depends on the length of the earlier fights.

Volkanovski vs. Ortega: UFC 266 | Live stream, TV, start time, PPV price, full list of fights, betting odds, how to watch MMA 2021
How to watch UFC 266: Alexander Volkanovski vs. Brian Ortega (MMA 2021)

What time does coverage start? Where can I watch it on TV?
Live stream:

U.S.: ESPN+ pay-per-view
UK: BT Sport
In the United States, people can order UFC 266 exclusively via ESPN+ pay-per-view for $69.99. Across the pond in the United Kingdom, fans can watch the event via BT Sport.

UFC 266 takes place live from T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas. It will be the second time Volkanovski competes in the venue. The first time was UFC 245 when he became the featherweight champion. On the other hand, Ortega fights at T-Mobile Arena for the third time, where is he 2-0 with both wins coming via stoppage.

MAIN EVENT UFC 266 date: UK start time, full fight card, live stream and how to follow – title clashes include Volkanovski v Ortega and Shevchenko vs Murphy as Nick Diaz returns

As of Monday (Sept. 20), BetMGM has Volkanovski slated as a sizable favorite at -185, meaning a $185 bet will land you $100 if the Australian fighter is victorious Saturday night. Ortega is installed as the +150 underdog, meaning a $100 bet can net you $150 if "T-City" pulls off the upset.

Main card

Alexander Volkanovski (c) vs. Brian Ortega for Volkanovski's Featherweight title
Valentina Shevchenko (c) vs. Lauren Murphy for Shevchenko's Women’s Flyweight title
Nick Diaz vs. Robbie Lawler; Welterweight
Curtis Blaydes vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik; Heavyweight
Jéssica Andrade vs. Cynthia Calvillo; Women’s Flyweight
Preliminary card

Marlon Moraes vs. Merab Dvalishvili; Bantamweight
Dan Hooker vs. Nasrat Haqparast; Lightweight
Shamil Abdurakhimov vs. Chris Daukaus; Heavyweight
Manon Fiorot vs. Mayra Bueno Silva; Women’s Flyweight
Karl Roberson vs. Nick Maximov; Middleweight
Matthew Semelsberger vs. Martin Sano Jr.; Welterweight
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2021.09.26 03:10 Crypto_Jakob How does Shiba get listed on Coinbase before Safemoon? 🤔

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2021.09.26 03:10 No-Spray7304 Scary accurate

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2021.09.26 03:10 blueplanets91 Is being equally intellectual important?

To cut it short- If you and your partner get on with almost everything and are really good friends other than being together and you do have a lot of respect for them,
but you notice that you’re actually much smarter: for instance they miss a lot of meanings in any intellect-driven “deep talks” because they can’t really get the concept and are just really slow or you feel like your decision making skills is always better than theirs or that you’ll almost always be better than them in something that requires brains or things like that, does this pose a problem?
On the other hand they’re too good, almost perfectly good in every other thing. What would you think of that?
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2021.09.26 03:10 Boneless_pizza2 No, no I don’t think I will

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2021.09.26 03:10 Royal_Truth6507 MMGT 8803 Exam and Difficulty

I took exam 1 not too long ago and got around a low 90, but I was wondering how exams 2-5 are in terms of difficulty compared to exam 1. Would past students be able to shed some light on this?
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2021.09.26 03:10 Global_Key8301 To doula or not

Hi, I recently talked to two potential doulas. The hospital where I'm having my baby offers lots of resources and seems to be very progressive for non-medicated births and supporting the mother. My husband is also eager to be very supportive. However, two of my friends who have used doulas highly recommend them and both had good birth experiences. Does anyone have experience with or without using a doula? I also don't want my OB to be offended - Is that even a thing?
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2021.09.26 03:10 earlyseven09 Hibiscus Tea Health Benefits

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2021.09.26 03:09 DrumSoloOfLife Was Shepard being manipulated in their dreams?

After finishing Mass Effect 3 multiple times I've come to the realization that Uncle Harby might be lurking in Shepard's dream sequences to convince them that Synthesis is the only choice to end the war without wiping everything out with the crucible.
For the record I don't believe that Shepard can be fully indoctrinated because in Mass Effect 2 it was never in McHarburger's best interest to turn the most capable leader and warrior the galaxy has ever known into a puppet. For Harbinger, harvesting Shepard into Reaper brain food was more attractive option. Also TIM getting shot By Shepard in the gut when choosing the renegade option is a prime example of Shepard can break a Reaper's hold on their mind.

In other word's... Shepard's brain is too STRONK.
Notice how in Shepard's final dream sequence the kid and twin Shepard are looking rather sinister and smug?

"I know you feel this"

Whispers are a common side effect of Reaper Indoctrination and in Shepard's dreams the whispers are guilt tripping Shepard instead instead of commanding them. Fully indoctrinating Shepard is not the goal for Harbinger, using them as a glorified software update is the real endgame.

Notice how the kid who haunted Shepard's dreams seems to drop the innocent space brat persona once Shepard refuses to be a part of the Reaper's new software update?
Also worth noting is how the brat (Harbinger) doesn't like the "control" outcome but is not terribly sour about it. Harbinger gets the software upgrade it desires at the cost of its and every other Reaper's "freedom". But Harbo' might expect this new Reaper overlord to go back to their reaping ways once the galaxy eventually demands justice for the genocide that the reapers have caused throughout the war. Also Shepard dies which is a bonus for the annoying brat.
Ultimately Harbinger's obsession with Shepard leads to a final Hail Mary by guilt tripping Shepard that they will TOTALLY DIE, their synthetic pals will also die horribly and AI's will conflict with organics in the future because it's "inevitable".

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I think it's safe to assume that Harbinger is a big stupid space squid and a big fat liar.
We know that AI's can coexist with organics just fine. The Quarians got along with the Geth just fine when they reclaimed their home planet and even helped with the crucible! EDI is also another example of just how extremely limited their perception of other AI's seems to be.

Side note: The Quarians might have backups of their Geth homies in Hard Drives and EDI could also be saved this way so I always end up choosing Destroy in every playthrough.

Is Synthesis really that bad?
Just like the "control" ending, this new mountain dew flavored organic synthetic species will inevitably want justice for all that genocide and with no Shepard around, Harbinger could easily steamroll this new species and be ready for the next cycle with it's fancy green upgrades. Also forcing a rewrite of every intelligent lifeform's DNA without their consent is kind of a dick move in my opinion...

TLDR: Harbinger's is space Freddy Kreuger and it wants to guilt trip Shepard into being it's new software update.
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